Thursday, April 20, 2017

'O Ketchup

Dear Ketchup,

You're a magical condiment, aren't you? You perfectly complement almost everything under the sun. From eggs to hot dogs, you're always a welcome addition.
I personally think it's the perfect mix of tomatoes, vinegar and sugar that makes you an all-star, but I'm sure it's that little extra something that has almost the entire world wrapped around your little finger.  
Sure, other condiments have tried to steal your thunder. They creep up onto the scene, steal your spotlight for a little minute, but they can never erase or replace you in the hearts of millions. You are truly an irreplaceable American Classic. 
Thank you.

A Huge Fan

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